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So should I close more tabs or open more tabs to be neurotypical?

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Exactly! I couldn’t work out which was the “right” way 😆

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All roads lead to neuroatypicality, I'm afraid, calling into question the meaning of the term "typical"

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CHECKMATE

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I've just given you an essay in which I lay out my case against it all, and none of it is what you're saying. Why don't you read the words that are already there on the page?

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A neurotypical person always has 3-6 tabs (never more, never less) open at any time and will under no circumstances stray from this bound. This is definitely the behavior of a normal and well-balanced person.

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One shall not open two tabs, except on the way to opening a third tab. Seven tabs is right out.

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I wonder how many people might actually benefit from a browser plugin that caps your tabs at a certain number, and closes the least/recently used one if you open a new one.

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Close every other tab, except skip prime number tabs.

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