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Caek Islove's avatar

Hayes is pretty tragic since his earlier writings show that he knows better. I can't say I'd turn down millions of dollars to go on TV every night and repeat ORANGE MAN BAD for 60 minutes, though!

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mm's avatar

I was thinking the same thing about AI, especially GPT-3. A Freddie generator might be amusing for 15 minutes and occasionally surprisingly good but no way I'd pay $5 a month for all this all the time.

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Jeff G's avatar

I’ll opt for Jew

Tom Hayden's avatar

These kinds of epic takedowns bring me so much joy

Estate of Bob Saget's avatar

Bob Saget would not have made it

RI's avatar

The venom here is absolutely delicious.

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I did a spit take at "an NPR tote bag brought to life by a mischievous wizard" and being "the white Jeet Heer".

Sasha Stone's avatar

This is pure genius. It should be a whole book. As a gen-xer it's horrifying to watch this idea that women are now wilting fragile flowers. I am particularly disturbed by Chris Hayes. Now granted, Twitter does weird things to the human brain. We can't process what it means to be tribal on that app and growing lots of followers must really mess with your head, all of those likes and support. The converted republicans, for instance, like Rick Wilson and Steve Schmidt getting all of that attention online. There is a version of "good white woman" too - they remind me of the born-again Christians of the 1970s, all ruddy cheeked and glassy-eyed, ready to convert you.

I think that this is part of the utopia built under Obama and that these guys really do see themselves, in some fashion, as the Church's high priests who are "good." Unfortunately, it's mostly wrecked all areas the liberal left controls - Hollywood, publishing, journalism. "Goodness" has wrecked everything.

MamaBear's avatar

Preach sister! I detest the woman as delicate, fragile flowers. It's a weird version of progressive chivalry with all of the bad and none of the good of the old fashioned kind.

Phoebe Love's avatar

"As a gen-xer it's horrifying to watch this idea that women are now wilting fragile flowers." I knoooooow! But I try not to know, and mostly avert my gaze and shuffle away, muttering, "It's just a phase. It has to be."

Hal Johnson's avatar

Remember when Joss Whedon declaimed, “I’m such a progressive ally of women that I write stories about teenage lesbian sex magic,” and everyone oohed and said, “This man could never be creepy”?

Lillia Gajewski's avatar

It's the same illness as Coke telling people to be less white while adding to the obesity epidemic among minorities, or the army with their rainbow bullets while being responsible for random ending of innocent lives just because our military industrial complex needs (more) enriching: the signaling that hides the lack of true virtue.

Brad M.'s avatar

Only slightly related, but this reminded me of the Mark Ruffalo tweet proclaiming God is Black woman 🤮🤮🤮.

Jeff G's avatar

It’s like Liberal Dude Erotica (Google it)

TrackerNeil's avatar

Joss Whedon lost me about ten years back when he started blathering about "genderism."

Lillia Gajewski's avatar

I must travel in the wrong circles. I've only heard of two people on this list, and the last one of course.

Thomas Parker's avatar

No, you're traveling in the RIGHT circles.

Robert Drucker's avatar

This one sucks, Freddie. This was funnier on livejournal in 2002, and far less sad.

RI's avatar

Hard disagree. Or perhaps it's funnier if you spend too much time on Twitter, which I will admit that I do.

Tom's avatar

"I’m genuinely trying not to be personally insulting in these little bios"

https://giphy.com/gifs/mrw-sidebar-6JB4v4xPTAQFi

KW's avatar

Glad to see Michael Hobbes show up here. I truly despise that man's attitude. He's a bully.

Steve T's avatar

I'm sure there's gonna be a lotta complaints here but I just read Katz's book on the response to the earthquake in Haiti - which he was on the ground for when he lived and worked there as a reporter - and it was very good! He's not just a keyboard warrior like others listed here.

WayUpstate's avatar

Excellent and this is why I read Freddie. I know that despite these withering take-downs, he understands that writing in such a way requires a self-awareness and understanding of we-flawed-humans. Those targets above that are equally self-aware will have a good chuckle and go about their day perhaps being a bit more critical of their own persona, and those that 'shoot back' we know will have revealed themselves fully.