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Subscriber Writing, May 2023

Freddie deBoer
May 18, 2023
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Here’s a set of links to subscriber writing for the month of May 2023. Forgive me for getting this out so late - there’s a lot going on in my life right now. Guys, I can’t take late submissions! But we do this every month (with a break next month for a reason I’ll get to in a second) so just email me the following month. As always, people who used the required format are the real MVPs. Please pick around here and find something you might like. People work hard on this stuff.

Also, thanks to everyone who entered the Derek Chauvin/Defund challenge. It’s going to be at least a month before I announce a winner, as I got h u n d r e d s of entries. I will post the winning entry along with my immediate commentary, and then I’m going to run a piece that examines the arguments made and (hopefully) quantifies them in some way. Sit tight.

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Kyle Imes, “A Tough Time To Be a Punk”

An essay on the misguided attempts to normalize and conform subcultures whose sole purposes are not to conform

Mark Newheiser, April Foolery: Man vs Machine

I wrote five short sci-fi vignettes about AI, and had GPT-4 write five more using mine as a style guide; see if you can guess which ones are human or AI

Rob Moura, The Jam Might Save Us All

I wrote a sprawling piece about online music consumption, the ongoing loneliness epidemic and the healing properties of communal musical improvisation

Thomas Reilly, Repurposing a failed class of schizophrenia drugs to treat menopausal symptoms

The science and serendipity behind neurokinin-3 receptor antagonists

Brad Neaton, Press Against the Tide at Dusk

A short story about a young woman with depression who starts working at Waffle House

Adam Nathan, Janis Ian: At Seventeen

A valentine I never sent: reflections of a ten-year-old on Janis Ian's 1975 classic 

Barrett Hathcock, All plots move toward adultery

Brief consideration of Don DeLillo's novels that are surprisingly structured around adultery

Luke T. Harrington, Twelve stations of visiting your wife in the hospital

Some thoughts on the horror of having a body in a world where everything happens in the cloud

David Roberts, Leo, Alanis, and Conan

On reading The Death Of Ivan Ilych and considering life and living

Spencer Brooks, The Glory and Horror of Dried Shrimp

An essay on the joys and horrors of eating dried shrimp, along with thoughts about how to best use them in your kitchen

Ned, Save our in-boxes! 

We’re drowning in email. And the many hours we spend on it are generating ever more work for our friends and colleagues. We can reverse this spiral only by mutual agreement.

Chuong Nguyen, The Moral Universe Nietzsche Made

I revisit Nietzsche's most infamous text, The Genealogy of Morals, and write about how it affects today's divisive politics, both Left and Right.

Frank Santo, The Birthparents

The Birthparents is a novel about a foster care caseworker in the South Bronx with a mild-to-moderate white savior complex who makes it his mission to reunite a troubled young mother with her children. Chaos ensues

Caroline McManus, Maximally Likable: The Stay-at-Home Girlfriend and The White Collar Woman

An examination of  “stay-at-home girlfriends”, middle class anxiety and technologically-mediated expressions of ourselves and our labor

Amy Letter, Human in the Post-human World “Teenage Suicide (don’t do it)”

What was that dip in suicides, that era of relative mental health and thriving? Perhaps it was the promise of the early internet, delivered: a reprieve from the horrors of Heathers, a window in time during which teens could enjoy and benefit from the good parts of global connection and information exchange without all the bad parts that followed, as things got monetized and made worse.

Rene Walter, AI Cinema gonna be wild

In which i write about how AI dissolves culture into formable grey goo enabling a new age of postmodern remix culture, with AI cinema being one of the most viral outcomes as of yet.

Christian Näthler, I Know Everything Will be Fine—Sometimes I Just Forget

All it took was an untimely novel, some outrage engineering, and two missing girls to inspire thoughts of how to kill a man with a garden tool. 

Christopher J Feola, NPR and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Month

NPR laid off 10 percent of its staff, got accused of racism, then labeled “state-affiliated media” by Twitter and emailed a poop emoji as an explanation. NPR -and the rest of the mass media zombies - are irrelevant. Elon Musk doesn't need to reach NPR's 8.8 million Twitter followers; he has 135.1 million. The New York Times has 4.3 million subscribers on YouTube; it takes 10.8 million just to tie for last in the list of Top 1,000 YouTube channels.

Trevor Williams, A Long Walk to Bristol

A long walk on the Appalachian Trail from its new starting point. The tallest mountain in Alabama in the Talladega National Fores

Ewan Cameron, Artificial Intelligence and Luddite Futures

Who were the Luddites and how can they contribute to a Marxist humanist view on AI?

Kyle Hatfield, My Condolences from ChatGPT

Are we close to a future where we may have to assume that all written communication we receive—birthday cards, emails, text messages—will have been mediated by a chatbot?

Trojan Centaur (pseudonym), Farewell

An appropriately pretentious goodbye song to academia.

ZEEBO D. GEEBO, Train to Vinovka

ZEEBO tells a mostly-true story about white-collar jobs, the death of the father, and long train rides through Eastern Europe in the Touching Tips newsletter

Hal Johnson, What if Emperor Domitian had loved his cousin?

Two thousand years of European anti-Semitism changed in a blink by one Roman emperor's non-murderousness; one of an ongoing series of alternate Impossible Histories (in support of my new book of the same name)

Tipper Raddle, The Dangers of Nostalgia

Often, nostalgia is thought of as something safe and comforting; a warm blanket to turn to in trying times. But nostalgia also leaves a person stuck in the past, unable to move forward in a healthy manner.

T Scott, On Faith

Working on how to cope with my lack of faith (with a little assist from Sonny Rollins)

Mazin Saleem, The one that got away

On forgetting the greatest idea you ever had

Nigel Bowen, The counter-revolution against the professional-managerial class

What happens when the cosmopolitan middle class spends decades denigrating traditionalist working-class voters?

Gregory S. Pettys, “15 Minute Cities” and the “Need for Space”

see title

Brian Leli, Body Positivity's Flaw

External acceptance is a false road to self-worth.

Jude Russo, The Eight-Year-Old's Iraq

A reflection on growing up in the Bush era, and why Iraq could totally happen again

Dana Gorbea-Leon, Menudo y Pan Dulce

What are the Gustava triplets up to and what does it have to do with Paul Cervantes—things aren’t always what they seem. Click to expand essay

Alex Olshonsky, If I Can’t Dance to It, It’s Not My Revolution

As victim identity and nonstop therapy-speak continue to dominate progressive spaces, many members of my generation now feel politicaly homeless, which is a trend I’d like to buck

Mari, the Happy Wanderer, Quit, Not Grit: In Defense of Cutting Our Losses and Trying Something Else

US culture in general and education experts in particular encourage us to soldier on at hopeless tasks, but quitting is often the smart choice and can even be a spiritual practice

David Berreby, After a chatbot encouraged a suicide, 'AI playtime is over.'

Yes, AIs can be glib and AIs can bullshit us. But they're most dangerous when they flatter us

Madeline Perkins, Starting with a Clean Slate

Tiny trash cans are for tiny trash, etc.

M.E. Rothwell, The Traveller's Inferno

A journey through the Nine Circles of Tourist Hell

Con/Jur/d, gate(less)

gate(less) is poetry and mixed media devoted to the reenchantment of  everyday life

Zack Morris the Elder, "Why You Hate Modern Movies"

Everything you ever thought but couldn't articulate because the problem is so massive in scope

BJ Campbell, Moloch Says to Build the AI

Using the current mad rush to build AI as a framework to explain multipolar traps in game theory

It's Me Waldi, The Simple Framework to Make Hard Decisions Easy

A short step-by-step breakdown of my favorite framework to make hard decisions easy.

Bruce Adams, The reinvention of indie music, chapter one

An excerpt from my University of Texas Press book on the underground music scene in Chicago in the 1990s

Arnold Kling, Monetary Theory for a Cashless Society

In a cash-optional society, access to the payment system is not controlled by raising or lowering the quantity of any particular asset that you can define as money

Jeff Davis, That We May Be Faithful

Continually, daily choices lead to change and to Faith; or why the average Christian is more like Mike Trout than they would think

Dia Becker, The Feminine Urge to Destroy Your Life

An examination of life with PMDD and the general temptation to blow things up

Adam Rosen, What Terrible Movies Can Teach Us

An essay on how so-called bad movies expose Hollywood pretensions—and can keep filmmakers honest. 

Crabby Girl, The Man Who Would Be Queen by J. Michael Bailey

No time to read the book we are supposed to hate? Get your summary here.

Frank Hyman, The Confederacy was a Con Job

The Confederacy—and many right wing campaigns—aren’t just bad for people of color, it was—and they are—also really bad for the white working class. 

Nick Coccoma, The Best of Film: The Top Ten Movies of 2022

Reviews of the completely objective, totally inarguable, utterly definitive ten best movies of last year.

Jennie Lightweis-Goff, Vulnerability in America

This essay began its life as a reflection on what we get wrong when we talk about violence against women. Bumped from the women's magazine that initially solicited it, it took shape as a more personal essay in LIBERTIES

Theodore Gioia, Straw Ban Arguments

The essay tracks the backstory behind the statistic which inspired the curiously misguided campaign to ban plastic straws as a case study in liberal misinformation

McJunker, Welcome to Gettysburg

A three-part series of narrative history describing the Battle of Gettysburg in detail (the second two parts are linked within the piece)

Mikala Jamison, 'The gym bros all have eating disorders': OK, now what?

Most social media content about men with eating disorders isn't helping them, it's accusing them of bad or foolish behavior. 

Frederick R Prete, When ‘Black’ & ‘Hispanic’ Students Outscore ‘Asian’& ‘White’ Students on the ACT, Nobody Notices

Educational aspirations are a far better predictor of student academic success than are anachronistic racial categories, but no one seems to notice

Tanya Stahler, I Was Made for Other People

A family dinner with a hallucinating matriarch.

Sheluyang Peng, Carhartt-less Behavior

A "writer in Brooklyn" discusses writers in Brooklyn, Carhartt hoodies, and virtue signaling.

Rev. Joshua Musser Gritter, Being Authentic is Killing You

see title

David Pinsof, Happiness Is Bullshit

You don't actually want to be happy

Matt Halton - The Conqueror

Short story about a movie star's obsession with Genghis Khan

Aaron Kara,  Life Is Shit and Then You Die - resilience, class, & the crucible of life

A personal essay about how a hard life is a lesson in resilience and why we should test the strength of our virtues through experience (why elites don't do this)

CEBK, Producing the Body

An essay about how and why the Supreme Court should rebrand itself as a Ministry of Myth, and claim absolute authority over the other branches of government - see the 'stack for the sequels

Jeremiah, The Silly Startup and the (Law)suit It Spawned

The story of being acquired by a horrible startup, the lawsuit it spawned, and the devastation it wrought on my life

Wabi Sabi, The Banshees of Inisherin and the Tragic Worldview

Part movie review, part analysis of the tragic genre, part meditation on the human condition, part call to arms

O.M.N. Why LLMs are Significant: My Response to Freddie deBoer

An AI researcher responds to Freddie deBoer’s recent posts about LLMs, correcting some fundamental misconceptions about how the technology actually works and explaining some of the broader context around the hype

David Ramsey, The Flood Year

On parenthood, music, Noah's Ark, and our light affliction—of few days and full of trouble

Click Repellent, The Simple and Obvious Answer to All Our Problems

Let's everybody just fake our own deaths and start over already

Nigel Bernard, I'm just gonna say it. Spotify sucks.

It's taken me years to admit this to myself, but Spotify as an app, as a way to discover music, as a way to just be into music - it all stinks

Justine el-Khazen, Failed Unions

This piece is about America's real live Muslim database, the one the entire US media failed to report on

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Adam Whybray
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May 18

Dia Becker, thanks for the piece on PMDD. I must admit that when I was first prompted to read about it a lot of the articles (academic and otherwise, bit esp. Paula Caplan who I had already some familiar with) I found argued that it does not exist/ is just a demonisation of PMS, but I quickly disabused myself of that notion. Without getting into the forbidden topic, I think it's a difficult thing for many men to get our heads around and ultimately requires us/ male doctors to largely listen to women. I can see how it's a diagnosis that can be used against women in the way that "hysteria" used to be (which is a large part of Caplan's argument) but just because something is politically inconvenient or uncomfortable doesn't make it untrue/ magically disappear [as Freddie often reminds us].

The incredibly high co-incidence/ co-morbidity rate with autism is also important and still seems under researched.

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May 18

These look amazing. Thank you! I for one don’t have the time to find all the gems on this platform

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